Should I pull a Paris Hilton and start searching for a new BFF?
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Ñerdy_ Lo?e?™ asked:
My BFF locked me in the garage for like 10 minutes! The garage opening mechanism doesnt work from the inside, and he locked the door that is the entrance into the house.
Should I pull a Paris Hilton and start searching for a new BFF?
My BFF locked me in the garage for like 10 minutes! The garage opening mechanism doesnt work from the inside, and he locked the door that is the entrance into the house.
Also, can I sue his parents for reckless endangerment and mental anguish?
14 Responses to “Should I pull a Paris Hilton and start searching for a new BFF?”
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April 13th, 2009 at 5:30 am
thats hot , lol
April 13th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
*Cries* Mine decided to go and become her BFF!
I’ll join you.. Should we start at the old peoples home, or nursery?
April 13th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
don’t think so
April 14th, 2009 at 6:52 am
10 minutes?
no
10 minutes in a garage can not kill you or cause mental anguish.
i dont like to be mean, but i hope you are just joking here. i hate it when stupid @$$ people wanna sue about everything.
April 14th, 2009 at 9:23 am
I don’t know if you can sue his parents, but you should pull a Paris! You need a BFF that respects you!
April 17th, 2009 at 7:08 am
I can’t imagine your suffering. It sounds comparable to what McCain had to endure.
April 19th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Well, you might be able to sue on the concept of false imprisonment, but if you do, then they can counter sue with reckless endangerment of a child, and .. I dunno, but it’d be tough to find another nanny job with that on your record
Man, whats up with you BFF? Talk to the parents about having him sprayed and neutered! Maybe you can slip him some sleepy time cough medicine into his juice or something
April 20th, 2009 at 6:47 am
Guido thinks he misunderstood the question.
I was expecting to see you pulling Paris Hilton…
*cries*
April 22nd, 2009 at 3:37 am
Oh God…..Nerd. YOu have know idea what you just did.
Oh lord…My son scared the bajeebus out of me earlier when I was busy scrubbing the bathroom, he snuck outside and was playing with Dulces’ twin and I couldn’t find him for like 15 minutes, I was screaming for him and he was hiding under a little storage container that we use to store the balls, jump ropes and such. Scared the hell out of me!!!
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Did you have night vision? just sayin…
sure Paris is a great role model
April 26th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
i dont think u could sue his parents but u should get a new bff start a new show lol
April 27th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Take him out to the garage with you on a dog leash next time, that little crazy whippersnapper.
April 28th, 2009 at 1:37 am
Your best friend is a 3 year old… :S
Very sad…………..
April 28th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
No, I think you just need to whip that BFF in shape if I were you …… I think a week of peas and lima beans and forcing him to watch episodes of the old Rosie O’Donnell show should reform him quite nicely ……. then maybe he will respect the BFF code = )
Yes, always sue is what I say ….. plus false imprisonment and intent to force you to prostitute is what I heard = )